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作者: Veronika Kisluk | 时间: 2022-11-25 16:16:49 | 搞笑|
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冬天到了,我不是光棍了,我是冰棍。
Winter is coming, I'm not a bachelor, I'm a popsicle.
上一次两个男人为我大打出手,还是在客运站两个的哥抢生意。
The last time two men fought for me, they were still fighting for business at the passenger station.
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人家在学校,和男朋友牵牵手散散步,我在学校,到点了干饭了干饭了。
People at school, and boyfriends hand in hand for a walk, I am at school, it's time to order dry rice.
别人的孩子都会买纸了,我的孩子还在纸上。
Other people's children can buy paper, but my children are still on paper.
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我真的受够了!我男朋友就只能用两个字形容!在哪?
I'm really fed up! My boyfriend can only use two words to describe! where?
经济独立有多爽?一个人可以盖一床被子,不像你们,两个人挤着盖一床被子。
How cool is economic independence? A person can build a quilt, unlike you, two people crowded to build a quilt.

见过八个月的寒假,见过延期的高考,见过奇数奥运会,唯独没见过我的对象。
I've seen eight months of winter vacation, postponed college entrance examination, odd Olympic Games, but I haven't met my partner.
虽然寒潮来袭,但好在又到了可以借口手冷,然后悄咪咪把手伸进喜欢的人的口袋,而我在旁边看的季节了。
Although the cold wave is coming, but fortunately, it's time for me to put my hand into the pocket of the person I like and watch it.
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别问我感情上的建议 我是单身狗 我只建议分手。
Don't ask me for emotional advice. I'm a single dog. I only suggest breaking up.
我单身是因为没有人能轻易配得上我这个共产主义接班人。
I'm single because no one can easily be worthy of my Communist successor.


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